Phie's A Little Lighthouse

She's a little lighthouse when she opens up her huge eyes and streams of diamonds shoot out til we're wading waist-deep in her brilliant love.
Flip it, gurl.

Flip it, gurl.

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

(via kateordie)

Dear friend,

You know what? Yeah. I’m getting a liberal arts education. Yeah. I’m spending it doing things I enjoy and I’m going to get degrees I’m interested in pursuing. Yeah. I’m gonna pay for it with my fucking limbs. Yeah. My majors are “stupid wow hahaha”. Yeah. I get it, “dude ur gonna have such a hard time finding a job ahahaha im like so many steps ahead of that”.

Yeah. I know. It’s so much fucking fun for you to take a jab at how stupid all of this sounds. I fucking get it. They’re “hipster degrees”, whatever that word even means anymore.

I’m not going to be a doctor or a lawyer or what the fuck ever. I doubt I’m ever going to start a business. I’m not cut out for fucking anything that’s actually going to make money. I’m not planning on “moving up in the world”. I’m not going to have a huge salary and a big house with a nuclear family and a squeaky-clean, easy and well-networked existence. I don’t know how to “market myself” and I don’t know how to “get on top” or “get in the game” or “get ahead”. I fucking know that. I’m a fucking grub in the hive of human occupation.

I am a weed. You are a sunflower of business sense and marketability. 

Congratulations.

Sincerely,

I Tried, I Failed, Let Me Sleep On Your Porch

actuallygrimes:

Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield made the first music video in space!!

This is exactly what this song is supposed to be.

(Source: youtube.com)

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

Just about the dumbest bullshit ever.

(via ceedling)

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